I text back way too fast but people need to understand my phone is ALWAYS in my hand
Why is nobody talking about Eva Samkova?
She wears a moustache in every competition
This is Eva in the podium
Omg I’m in love
I was just reading a John/Mary ficlet and it wasn’t until it said the baby’s name was Dean that I realized I was in the wrong damn fandom
Potterlock AU: John was wounded as an Auror, not in Afghanistan. He gets away with a bit of magic in the flat, because Sherlock doesn’t pay much attention to domestic things.
Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup
sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me
I tried to scroll over this..
we all tried…
its impossible to scroll over this
I scrolled over it then came back
Ellen winning her 14th People’s Choice Award
"Well, bitch, that’s what happens when you’re fucking Ellen DeGeneres."