Dirigible Plum Pudding

aceandinyourface:

Pride shields!!

You can pretty much do whatever you want with these (as long as you’re not selling them, please)

If you’re interested, I’ve got them available in my RedBubble shop

Shoutout to khannemara for the idea!

[EDIT: I fixed the star, it was a bit uneven in the original]

part 2 is here

I need these in my life right the fuck now

I need these in my life right the fuck now

my-skinny-state-of-mind:

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

An apt blessing

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

crime-andpunishment:

starkky:

are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange

The colour was named after the fruit. Before that, people would just use the colour red to describe something that we consider orange now. It’s why we call gingers red-heads and why robins are red breasted, when really they’re an orange colour.

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Wow… I never knew

was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

was-that-a-pun:

superpunch2:

Mars is the only planet in the solar system solely inhabited by functioning robots.

oh

tumblinwithhotties:

Juan Betancourt (gifs by romy7)

Oh god! My body was not ready for the glasses!

amazingdanisafirefighter:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

with a period classy muthafucker

juicyjacqulyn:

epic-vines:

Lil guy tried to meow!

Vine by: Papa Falcon

that is the face of a person who has just died from cute

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up